Barring my occassional misjudgment of how big my litterbox is, I am largely a problem-free Cat. Okay, there are also the 4am Attention Deprived Moments and the Vet-perceived weight problem. But other than those little things, I’m generally a very affable and extremely friendly Cat.
However, lately I have been mean and rude to S, and only S. S is very perplexed about what she did to make me so cheesed off, but hey, I ain’t tellin’.
In New York
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
There’s nothing you can’t do
Now you’re in New York
These streets will make you feel brand new
Big lights will inspire you –Alicia Keys
As you can see, Arthur always miraculously emerges appears when the treats are taken out.
As for me, I prefer to feign indifference. See how I strategically leave some uneaten treats on the floor, and walk away before the feeding is up? I love playing hard to get, it keeps the humans coming back!
Being a “cool cat” is hard work, you know? It requires a certain finesse… something that Arthur will never get!
We are so sorry for the unfortunately long hiatus. The internet router broke down and Arthur is possibly to be blamed because he is big and heavy but he doesn’t know he is big and heavy. Granted, the router anteanna has my teeth marks on them…I’m gonna change the topic now by showing you a few pictures of Arthur.
Look at the incriminatingly-hefty-router-breaking-behind.
Thanks for still dropping by despite the lack of updates! We are glad to be back!